Design / Advertising / Motion

I am Jimmy Johnson and I don’t really have a mustache. You may have noticed the cartoon mustache above is not even a real cartoon mustache. My wife doesn’t like a stache on me (or cartoon me) for many reasons. None of which are justifiable enough to deny me the comfort and pleasure of proving my toughness without showing my chest hair bustling around in the wind from a cool afternoon breeze. Like a mustache, that is the kind of power that commands respect. Right now this is the closest I can get to wearing something sleek as satin while she still enjoys looking a me. But when I do have one it’s like Tom Selleck says, “There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a mustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn’t really much confusion.”

There are three things that make a man a man. What he loves and where he spends his time. I can’t remember the last one. It is probably whether he can grow a mustache or not. The loves of my life are my family, advertising & design and oxygen. My time is spent as a husband and father of two. I also enjoy snowboarding, but never have the time. And naps. Who doesn’t like a good nap?

Thank you for visiting my website. Please take some time to view my work. If you like what you see I would love to hear from you. If you don’t like it at least tell me why before you go.

cell › 602.781.4821

email › jimmy@thefauxmustachio.com

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